sock me

expression commonly used by Evan Krumholz, and subsequently by all his friends, it has two essential uses

1.A Gay Joke
2:A horribely gay, and unsuccessful pick up line
> Me:I'm so bored tonight man, what is there to do?
> Evan:ummmm, Sock me
> or
> Josh:Yo man, that bich over there is mad hot!
> Evan goes up to her
> Evan:SOOOOOOOOOCK MEEEEEEE